God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
