Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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