HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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