the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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