Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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