grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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