I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
