my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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