Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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Green mimosas i think yes
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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