You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
