Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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