i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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