i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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