It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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