How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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