Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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