Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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