Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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