dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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