he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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