Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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