the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
