Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
