so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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