I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Fuck appropriateness.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
