Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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