i just wanna soil my oats bro
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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