Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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