Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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