Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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