Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We're too hungover to prance.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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