Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
