What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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