Non-Jews are for practice
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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