Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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