why didn't you poke me back
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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