is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm gonna fight the coyote
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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