just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
