sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he thought i was a dude.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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