She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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