i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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she pinky promised me she was 18
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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