Umm I'm too high to move.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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