Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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