I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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