In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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