first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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