We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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