he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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