Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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