Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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