"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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