Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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