apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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