im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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