he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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