We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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