yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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