If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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