You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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